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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:06
No go.
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
How One Keto Trial Set Off a New War in the Nutrition World - WIRED
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
New Research Reveals That the Universe Could End Way Sooner Than We Thought - SciTechDaily
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
These Common Foods Can Slow Aging Naturally, According to Scientists - SciTechDaily
Still no good
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
HBO and CNN owner Warner Bros Discovery to split in two - BBC
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Amazon reveals best books of the year so far: Suzanne Collins, S. A. Cosby make the list - USA Today
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No way